"Deez are the paws that will get you all the Ladies," Uncle Deezs' Uncle had told him when he was a kitten. That message will stick with Deez fur ever and ever. His job as a hand model for Jared's ring department gets him all the tail he could ever ask for, but also attributes strongly to his alcohol addiction. His apartment is litter-ed with dry gin and whisker bottles, and he's constantly licking the milk from the bottom of the jug. His life is far from purrrfect, but he really is trying to cat-nip his drinking problem in the butt!
2 comments:
Deez cat needs to put on a little weight before saying MeowHo MeowHo MeowHo to de little kitties! You sure this is not really ZombieCatSanta?
We're sure.
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